In todays Episode Todd, Joe & Drew…
“Best podcast for local geekdom. Keeping it real nerdy.”
Tusk (2014) 0 out of 5!
Worst Kevin Smith film ever! WTF did Justin Long lose a bet? So I sat through this Walrus snuff film and kept waiting for it to get better…it didn’t. The only part I enjoyed was the I see dead people actor laughing hysterically at his podcast co-host awful jokes and observations. That at least was a nod to the podcast culture at hand, but that was only the first couple minutes of the beginning of the film. The rest of the film is spent in some sort of Texas Chainsaw house of Walrus fucker, who lures man into his love nest to enjoy some man on walrus cuddling. Spoiler alert if your into walrus fucking this does not have any of that, although there is a touching scene where the host of this twisted eyes wide shut walrus fest teaches his new frankenwalrus how to swim. Overall fuck Kevin Smith for this awful movie, and if you have to see this move cause you worship his cock than fucking wait for Redbox. THE END!